She ducks her shark eyes just before she kills you.

Yeah. She tried to skewer Trump. Tried really hard. All she did was prove how she looked in a short haircut and white stuff. Here’s how she looked.

What guys were seeing anyway.

Except when guys think they can see her without her clothes.

She was not cool and collected. She was Lamia.

“She was a gordian shape of dazzling hue,
Vermilion-spotted, golden, green, and blue;
Striped like a zebra, freckled like a pard,
Eyed like a peacock, and all crimson barr’d;
And full of silver moons, that, as she breathed,
Dissolv’d, or brighter shone, or interwreathed
Their lustres with the gloomier tapestries–
So rainbow-sided, touch’d with miseries,
She seem’d, at once, some penanced lady elf,
Some demon’s mistress, or the demon’s self.”

— John Keats, Lamia

Yeah. She was a serpent. A killer. She almost killed me. Except for me being immortal.

Yes she is. She’ll be ditching her husband any minute.

She thinks she’s smarter than everyone else. She thinks wrong.

Missssster Trump….