Somebody said they never heard of the Laird thing.

Which is a real thing.

The meanest mothers in the Highlands.

We are not above our state. We are just, uh, difficult.

Not gods. Not elves. Not men. Just awful.

What’s your business? We Lairds are in the hurting business. No joke.

We live but we are not kings. We are simply warriors.

Think of us as the hit men of the Highlands. Which should make you think twice. Or thrice.

And then we die.

“Morituri te salutant”