Guys Who Can’t Get Laid at Their Own Concerts

All right. We started it. But now, we will continue because you all have ADDS and can’t appreciate predictions from a quarter century ago. Herewith, my personal favorite vocalist. No way even a groupie is going home with him.

And then there’s this guy. Who couldn’t get laid by a groupies groupie.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZmqbcBsTAw

I love them all, Joe Cocker included. I am also one of these grizzled, impassioned old guys. Long may we wave.


Yeah, well, he got laid a lot. But nothing like this old relic.

Actually, this guy made out too.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLsJ6JfmeShalzm-Tt-IMNhP2CNQtU-nzr&v=abTCjBo8elE
He went home with a new girl every night. In Paris.

We are old guys. Dying every day, regardless of our age. Not all of us will outlive Keith Richards. Except me.