Raebert gets bored. I never do. Well, if I do, I just kill something until patience returns.

It only took an hour or two before she was back and ensconced on my lap, purring like mad.

If I were a vain man, I’d think she really really loves me. But I think the truth is more along these lines.

And couture-wise, Gaga’s got nothing on Iris.

Put your paws up.