More Grist for the Media Sex Mill

THAT TRUMP IS OUT OF CONTROL!

Had the nerve to say he really enjoys hooters. Garbage mouth.

Had the nerve to say he really enjoys hooters. Cad.

Also said bunnies are sexy. Pervert.

Also said bunnies are sexy. Pervert.

Ew. He just up and kissed the pageant queen. On the cheek! Disgusting.

Ew. He just up and kissed the pageant queen. On the cheek! Disgusting.

Does that give the MSM Wolves some prey to go in ravening pursuit of? Sure it does.

ON THE OTHER HAND…

Rahm & Nancy. Did they carve their initials on a DC cherry tree?

Rahm & Nancy. Did they carve their initials on a DC cherry tree?

That's just old Uncle Joe explaining to a fan what a lecherous creep Trump is. Move along, move along.

That’s just old Uncle Joe explaining to a fan what a lecherous creep Trump is. Move along, move along.

The Big O has an ironclad rule: Look but NEVER touch.

The Big O has an ironclad rule: Look but NEVER touch.

ALMOST never.

ALMOST never.

Well, let's just say infrequently. Okay?

Well, let’s just say infrequently. Okay?

AND THEN, OF COURSE, THEM GUYS.

Good to see he hasn't lost his TOUCH.

Good to see he hasn’t lost HIS touch. Wink wink.

The rumors about Hill's real orientation are simply not true. She was having one of her bobbing head attacks.

The rumors about Hill’s real orientation are simply not true. She was having one of her bobbing head attacks.

Where's Huma?! I feel a midnight conference coming on.

Where’s Huma?! I feel a midnight conference coming on.

Being up till3 am can make any get a little squiggle eyed in the morning, okay?

Being up working hard till 3 am can make anyone get a little squiggle eyed in the morning, okay?

There you have it. Trump a predatory bum. Democrats just fine friendly normal people. Now go write your stories.