We’ve been binge watching Law and Order SUV. Wonderful show. All about rape and stuff. Like here’s how the show usually starts.
And then Olivia and Elliott show up.

Rape. It’s rape. Always rape.

Rape. It’s rape. Always rape.

Obviously George Bush’s fault. I’ll follow this to the Gates of Gondor. Oops. Lost again.

Rape. It’s rape. Always rape.

It’s just a show. My mom was Jayne Mansfield.

God, how I want her.

Rape. It’s rape. Always rape.