https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hmx1L8G25q4

I swear to whatever God you claim to believe in, I love Judy Garland more than any other white heterosexual male does. Or will. Or something like that anyway. What’s the new emphatic? I’m that.

Full disclosure. My mother and Judy Garland were exactly the same age. Born a month apart. Same height too. Don’t know what else to tell you.