So you come out of your garage thinking you’re all hot stuff and everything. But you’re really not. Just another mutt with a car no longer fashionable. It’s okay. You don’t have to be fashionable. Only I and all the really good, smart, superior people have to be fashionable. The rest of you should vote for Bernie. Or Hillary.
The Matador
With maybe one of these on guard, just to prove your class.
Which you don’t actually have any of.
What with being a creep and all.
And, uh, yeah, you are. You really are. A creep. Go Bernie. Go Hillary.