Obama endorses Ben Carson

We all know Obama is down with the bro's, right?

We all know Obama is down with the bro’s, right?

Has this been running in your TV market? I couldn’t believe it when I saw it. After Dr. Ben Carson said something or other about Obama, we got a blizzard of ads with these images featuring Obama endorsing Ben Carson for the Republican nomination. They were even narrated by the well known Voice of Allah, by name, uh, I’m working on it. (I’m a SADD sufferer, so give me a minute.)

The Uncle Tom butler?

The Uncle Ben butler?

hmmmmm.

Call me paranoid. But "wild rice is the only thing they could think to put up in deference to his long and distinguished career?

Call me paranoid. But “wild rice” is the only thing they could think to put up in deference to his long and distinguished career?

Oh. I remember now. Morgan Fairchild. Who also recently did this little voiceover masterpiece for Hillary.

The ad said some nice things about Uncle Ben. Like how he rarely killed the widows and orphans in his care, even if he refused to give them the abortions they so sorely needed. And how he went to Johns-Hopkins on a scholarship endowed by the very same old white men who were killing all the widows and orphans who didn’t survive until Uncle Ben’s residency. An evenhanded montage of gracious plaudits, I’m thinking, from a high yellow man to a black man.

For the record. If it has to be an image of Uncle Ben, I’ll go with this one.

Never give up, good doctor.

Never give up, good doctor.