The most obnoxious university fight song. You know, the one that makes you grit your teeth and shout every curse word you know when there’s a score and the band plays that execrable excuse for music with too much brass and zero compositional talent.

There are only two candidates. My word is definitive. Been here for more than six decades. I know.

Boston University.

University of Michigan. The fanfare.

Vote now and often.

Oops. A late nomination. Seminoles War Chant.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L_vpfblTqng

Asked my wife, “Wouldn’t you get tired of hearing it?” She said, “Not if I were a Seminole.” I think I would. I mean, there’s no Quaker war chant, is there?

P.S. Now here’s a fight song done right, complete with a bunch of self-congratulating made-up Latin!

It’s called not taking yourself too seriously.