The Boy plays with his food.

Yes, ever once in a blue moon, a dog food bowl DOES stand on end..

Yes, every once in a blue moon, a dog food bowl DOES stand on end..

Spilling his food is Rae’s idea of a first course. Second course is about what you would expect.

Wake me up for the pizza crust course.

Wake me up for secondo piatto (the pizza crust course).

Sometimes it takes hours. The servants get mad mad mad and then go home. But he always has room for dessert. In that he takes after his mother. And mine.