You know. Those Eagles ESPN is sure be racist.

How is it that we’re for the racist Eagles and also for Lewis Hamilton, the Grand Prix F1 Champion who has been called a nigger in Spain and even in his own country? We love him. He’s a better driver than my Scottish heroes Jimmy Clark and Jackie Stewart. We like him because he’s incredibly talented, polite, and just mischievous enough to firehose a supermodel with champagne.

But he’s in trooouuuble now. Because he broke up with his model girlfriend and has been seen with Jamie Farr. He’s been Partying!

So, after a month off in the middle of the F1 season, the dissipated Champion of Formula 1 returned to the track for the tail whipping he so richly deserved.

He wins the pole and the race at the Belgian Grand Prix. Again.

Eagles? Second straight preseason blowout. Must be in good shape indeed to have all those racial fisticuffs in the clubhouse and then come out onto the field to hammer the opposition. In this case the Baltimore Ravens.

What did you think would happen?

E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES… or ducks.