He’s done everything you never thought of and he’s still alive.

Oh yeah. The Doom and Gloom thing.

I know we’re all supposed to give up. Justice Roberts is a tool of the left. Check. Boehner is a tool of the left. Check. McConnell is a tool of the left. Check.

But we still have the complete works of P. G. Wodehouse, Raymond Chandler, and Mickey Spillane to console us. White men will rule forever. Do not ever doubt it.