Anybody here believe in a fair fight? No. Thought not. Me either.

Unlike many of you impetuous types, I would never draw a cartoon of Muhammed. It’s disrespectful to dimmhwitted little bullies who think they always win because they’re a better sort of being.

And it’s just not nice the way certain members of lower sorts of beings insist on being snide, sarcastic, and superior. Even when they absolutely are. Superior, I mean. In every way. For hundreds and hundreds of years.

So I’m doing no drawing of the, uh, Prophet. And th-th-that’s all folks.

P.S. Um. What’s all this sudden brouhaha about unspeakably foul, Satanically unclean offensiveness? If you sit at the right hand of God, what the hell can a cartoon do to you? Unless it’s to remind people of your true station in the afterlife. Okay, forget the pig. Try the most long lived of creatures. Suit you cold blooded losers any better?

Ali Ali Oxen Free. The Caliphate.

Somewhere in this swamp are 78 virgins. Looks like they’re staying that way. Me too.