Lannie Davis. One more awful Eli.

Let’s face it. Yale. They’ve become a plague afflicting our once beautiful nation. Think of the lot of them. Bill and Hillary, all the Bushes but Jeb, who is infected by contact, and they all keep smiling at us like we are their not too bright pets.

I say empty the place out, lock the doors, and build a tall fence around it to keep everybody out. Forever. It’s always been only an imitation great university, refuge for the not quite smart enough who didn’t get into Harvard and are too banal to take the risk of being a Princetonian.

Git’er done.