I could have gone my whole life without seeing this, but my wife started watching while I was engaged with a dingbat on the Internet.

We’ll skip past the slow start, the incomprehensibly complicated plot, and the no acting to the part where Obama picks up an automatic weapon and starts gunning down his enemies.

If you like ugly women, Maggie Gyllenhaal is in it. What else? Jamie Foxx is ridiculous as the commander in chief. But he seems to be enjoying himself. Channing Tatum is there too, a couple hundred burgers over his prime fighting weight. Probably why the President of the United States has to keep saving his ass in the second and third acts.

It’s all messy, stupid, incoherent, illogical, and pointlessly lacking any point. Why is the president’s daughter white? Oh. It’s not the president’s daughter. It’s Channing Tatum’s. But why is James Woods in this movie? Why is a movie so full of explosions so boring? There are no good answers.

I’ve been trying to stay up to watch, but I just can’t. Don’t know what’s going to happen. Don’t care.

Sorry. Worst movie ever made. Walking out now… with about an hour left to go. Almost never do that. No reason to watch any longer.

Nighty night.