Two baldies and a dominatrix.

Still watching CPAC. (The wife factor, mentioned before.) Now we have a panel discussion. Those are some high boots. And some scraggly skaggy hair. Another mountain to climb for Ted Gibson. But worst of all, two suits of utter nonentity, both smart and well studied in educational issues, who have shaved their heads to disguise male pattern baldness and make me reminisce, perhaps for the first time, about the David Susskind Show on PBS a half century ago. The dark Susskind set would have made them look merely bald. The CPAC telecast makes them look like aliens with glowing heads.

He actually, honestly, genuinely SHINES from his head.

Why are conservatives always and perpetually so rotten at everything connected to media? Can’t find hairdressers, wardrobe consultants, cameramen, lighting experts, and speech coaches who can translate everyday human beings into everyday human beings? Really?