
Her nose is ALWAYS dirty. What does “terrier” mean? Doesn’t mean “cuter.” I don’t know much, but I know that much and don’t you forget it, buster.
Everybody knows pugs are the cutest. Then this THING shows up. She weighs more than me, so I can’t bump her out of the way. I own the Boss’s hip, but he doesn’t let me sit there anymore. It’s always, “Eloise, get up in your spot.” So I have to sit on top of the couch instead of on his hip. What does “allergic” mean? I don’t know. Just because his upper lip swells?
Why does the Boss like the big guy and the little bitch so much?
Everybody knows pugs are the cutest. See?