Fake tits, fake class, fake everything else.

Should have known. Melissa Rivers thinks Kathie Griffin is the heir to Fashion Police.

Melissa has always been handicapped by not actually having a sense of humor. Griffin has always been handicapped by not actually having a brain, taste, or even political intelligence.

Turning off fifty percent of your potential audience is just stupid. But Griffin will do it with a vengeance. She has a tic that requires her to make Palin jokes.

She doesn’t know how to dress. Joan did. Why should the chief cop of Fashion Police be a total slob or slag? No reason. But for Melissa’s desire to keep the money machine rolling.

Count us out.

Kathie Griffin. Post to come. Guaranteed she won’t like it.

Never had the need to take her apart. Now I will. Too bad, baby. Too bad, Melissa. Worst possible decision.