Because she’s ready, she’s strong, she is W-O-M-A-N. Woman. On lots of empowering medication.
In this corner, the former First Lady of the United States, unindicted co-conspirator in literally dozen of federal legal fights. She’s never lost when there’s a ring judge who wants to see his wife and children alive again.
In this corner, Donald “The Jabberwock” Trump, master of misdirection and malaprop mayhem. If he can’t manhandle you, he’ll maul your manners and make men mewl with emasculated muppetitude.
And in the center of the ring, that really obnoxious announceeeeerrr!
The ref says “Protect yourself at all times. Touch gloves and go.”
The Jabberwock he crowed, “Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun the frumious bandersnatch. Unless you can lay the banderilious snatch out with a straight right hand.”
Debates to come.