It’s all about the homosexual designers. Men in general don’t care about boobs at all. Just sacs of fat with a big button on top. More utilitarian than anything else. A roundish milk machine.

Babies like boobs. Why women think everyone does. And want the gay designers to help them sell it.

Women think we care. They want us to care. Why most of them parade the Downboob look.

Boring, right?

Why they had to invent the Sideboob look.

Interesting but lacking somehow.

Which led eventually to the Underboob.

Seems to come up short.

Even when multiplied.

Women want us to look. Why don’t we want to?

Then there’s the Wholeboob concept.

Better I’m thinking. If they worked on this look some more, we might show more interest. You with me?