Whither the nipple of the succored generation?

What was Topless Day about? Prying your millennial kids off your lactating breasts? No? Prove it.

What was Topless Day about? Prying your millennial kids off your exhausted lactating breasts? No? Prove it.

We keep hearing about Free the Nipple. How about Free the Infants? Some thoughts. Teach them to cut their own damn food. Teach them to do their own laundry. Teach them to mow the lawn. Teach them to clear the table and put the dishes in the dishwasher. Teach them to turn off their cellphones during dinner. Teach them to sit down to dinner like a human being every night. Teach them to BE a human being.

And teach them to let go of your damn teat. The best possible way to Free the Nipple.

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