When Hitler applied to Harvard

At least he was right about Ithaca. Hating Harvard makes you perfect Cornell material. Unless you can only get into Yale.

It’s not that easy to get into Harvard, even if you’re a Trump moron. These days, about five or six percent make the grade. And they all go to Harvard, regardless of where else they are accepted. We have fight songs in fake Latin. Who else can make that ridiculous a claim? And prove it.

Memorial Day isn’t today, fools. It’s tomorrow. Today is Veritas Day.



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