BREAKING: Porcellian Club forecloses on Harvard College.

Who owns this place? We own this place.

Who owns this place? WE own this place.

She thought it was all funny until the perp walk in Harvard Square.

They frog-marched the sorry-ass president through the Porcellian Gate to the foot of John Harvard at University Hall and cut off her head. Here Enders the lesson.

They frog-marched the sorry-ass president through the Porcellian Gate to the foot of John Harvard at University Hall and cut off her head. Here endeth the lesson.