The two-gun gunfighter

There are times when you need to take out two at a time. Trump did that during the debates. Did it again this morning when George Stephanopoulos tried to pin him to the wall about tax returns. Gun 1: None of your business what my tax rate is. I try to pay no taxes because the government wastes our money on nonsense. Gun 2: and why are you pretending to be an objective journalist when everyone in the whole country knows you’re a bought and paid for employee of Hillary Clinton.

Gotcha George? Gotcha twice.

Gotcha George? Gotcha twice.

And before you start making your Lone Ranger jokes, please remember there was an authentic two gun gunslinger named Wild Bill Hickock.

He died, yea. Aces over eights. But remember he got shot in the back. NeverBill.

He died, yeah. Aces over eights. But remember he got shot in the back. NeverBill.