Do you think some feminist old biddy will be able to defeat hundreds of years of Harvard tradition? We’ll see.

This pic is of the Porcellian Gate at Harvard Yard. The Porcellian Club has an ancient history, a huge endowment of its own, and members worth hundreds of millions of dollars. The President of Harvard is this person:

Excuse me. President Faust. Only at Harvard would Lucifer confront Veritas directly.

I read Goethe’s Faust and Marlowe’s Dr. Faustus. At Harvard btw. As an English major. When they had those. Both creatures who sold their souls to the devil and were snatched away to eternal damnation.

I can’t stop laughing. Final clubs will take losses. When I called my own I got a female on voicemail. So be it. But there are a few clubs who have the legal and financial muscle to make Faust wish he hadn’t started this fight.

For example, the Porcellian has already registered its first ever female member. Dr. Piggy Faust.

She made it through initiation in high style. Knock and ye shall enter. If you have the breeding.

Still to be heard from, the financial and legal powerhouses behind the AD, the Delphic (founded by J.P. Morgan himself), and, well, some others. Anybody at Holyoke Center hear a fly buzz? I hear demons don’t like flies.

Get used to it. The clubs have power beyond power in the alumni realm. They will see to it that this president goes away.

She chose poorly.