Who’s your CSI?

I'm Calleigh. I'm a CSI. I can get a fingerprint from the cartridge box that loaded the pistol that fired the shot. And if I can't, I'm also a White House staffer. And you know what that means.

I’m Calleigh. I’m a CSI. I can get a fingerprint from the cartridge box that loaded the pistol that fired the shot. And if I can’t, I’m also a White House staffer. For President Jedediah Joshua Josiah Sheen. And you know what that means. Ratings gold.

I'm Dakota Montana, NY CSI. I can get DNA from a breath print left on the window of a Manhattan office building. Sure I can. When I'm not pregnant.

I’m Dakota Montana, NY CSI. I can get DNA from a breath print left on the window of a Manhattan office building. Sure I can. When I’m not pregnant.

I'm Kathleen Willows. I can get DNA from a dollar bill imprints on a dance pole at the strip club where I learned my trade, uh, profession.

I’m Kathleen Willows. I can get DNA from a dollar bill imprint on a dance pole at the strip club where I learned my trade, uh, profession.

Or I could just shoot you dead where you stand.

Or I could just shoot you dead where you stand.