Does she pose? Does she Vogue? Oh yes she does. “I’m Art Deco, dahling.”

I think about Madonna almost never. Love Camille Paglia but have always brushed aside her infatuation with the Material Girl. Which is why it’s significant that our new Iris reminded both me and my wife of this old video.

Hard to prove because like all cats she closes her eyes when the flash goes off. All we can offer is a hint of how she Vogues her ass off except when she wants more soft cat food.

I’m here. Take my picture. Stash that flash.

Hard to catch her poses. Quick quick quick.

Don’t touch me. I’m thinking up my next pose.

She knows you know she knows you’re looking at her. Fascinatedly.