Rand Paul. Pure goof. Sorry. What happened at Woodstock should have stayed at Woodstock.

Ben Carson. He’s not a president. He’s a fine and gentle man.

Jeb Bush. He’s not his father. Or even his brother.

Marco Rubio. Too young, too soon, and not enough chainsaws to get the job done.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h1PfrmCGFnk

Ted Cruz. Watch what he does. Fast on the draw.

Mike Huckabee. Yippee Ki Yay. Won’t work. And he’s also fat.

Donald Trump. Rock Star.