We were trying to watch Thursday Night Football. But hey. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers were wearing red from top to bottom and the St. Louis Rams were wearing gold from bottom to top. My wife was inclined to overlook it. Not me. When life gets completely silly, you have to call it out. How many Rams can you put in a row?
The best possible NFL owner these days would be Busby Berkeley. If he’d had Technicolor, he’d have been a trillionaire.
I know women like to see butts. But men like to see legs more than women like to see anything.
And this is where it all started to go wrong. I began thinking about rows of things, which is no way to go. You can be benign at first.
And you can think about rows of beauty.
But then it turns out you’re just a guy, and you have all these thoughts that go from bad to worse.
And you’ve got this search capability that lets you look for rows.
That’s about the point where everything goes all to hell. Because we’re guys and we want to see stuff.
And we want it to be exotic and beautiful. Because we’re just completely awful.
Sorry. As I said, how a good idea goes wrong.