What an old man sings to his deerhound when no one’s looking.

Not really. But it makes a great story for the women.

But it helps if you have a rapt audience. Which I obviously did.

You can see how moved he was. My wife was moved enough to throw a can of condensed tomatoes at my head. She's a lefty and Not a very good shot.

You can see how moved he was. My wife was moved enough to throw a can of condensed tomatoes at my head. She’s a lefty and Not a very good shot.

You can see why men rarely venture into the emotional realm. Doesn’t work out as a rule.