The Sad Ruin of American Pharoah

No, he won’t be running anymore. According to Breitbart, he’ll be plunging into the sleaziest of worlds:

American Pharoah is set to make $40 million on stud fees during his first year in retirement.

The racehorse became the first ever Grand Slam winner—winning the Triple Crown (Kentucky Derby, Preakness, Belmont) and the Breeders’ Cup Classic—this year and will command “a price of $200,000 per live foal,” according to reports.

Poor guy.

Poor guy.

1 comment

  1. Michael Gersh’s avatar

    He is gonna live up to his name – Pharaoh. Surrounded by nubile and fecund females all begging to get knocked up. Well, maybe not begging, but surely complaint.

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