Hurricane Patricia. No kidding.

Nobody EVER tears me a new one. But Patricia.

Nobody EVER tears me a new one. But Patricia.

Not good news. My wife hates Texas. And Mexico. Left to her own devise, she’d kill’em all.

Here’s my best attempt at climate control.

“When a beautiful woman shines, it is the sun that’s envious.”

— John Donne or Jim Morrison. Who cares?