Exciting and dramatic race.

I wasn’t able to watch final qualifying for the F1 Grand Prix Japan because it was aired here at 2 am. But I scrounged what I could from the Internet, like the fact that Niki Rosberg was on the pole.

The race was scheduled to begin at 1 am last night, so I turned in at midnight and had a fine night’s sleep.

Happily, this morning I was able to confirm that my predictions for the top five finishers were absolutely correct.

1. Lewis Hamilton
2. Niki Rosberg
3. Sebastian Vettel
4. Daikon men
5. Bottarga
6. Thru 20. Everybody else.

Proof? Proof.