NSFW: Femen. Who knows who they are? Who cares?

Wait. We're getting to the good stuff.

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From Breitbart:

Two topless feminists have stormed the stage at a Muslim conference in France. The activists, from hard-line feminist outfit Femen jumped on stage, with “Nobody makes me submit” scrawled across their bare chests. The most prominent protester shouted, “Nobody makes me submit, me nobody owns me, I’m my own prophet!” before being dragged and kicked off the stage by angered Muslims.

Thing is, Femen protests everything, and it’s hard to resist the notion that they just want to show their tits in public. The evidence from all over the world:

I think the Tour de France is sexist.

I think the Tour de France is sexist.

Men are such pigs. See?

Men are such pigs. See?

See how mad we are? Because.

See how mad we are? Because.

Imagine. Three photographers on the wrong side of the shot.

Imagine. Three photographers on the wrong side of the shot.

Je suis feministe. You go, jeune fille.

Je suis feministe. You go, jeune fille.

Unfortunately they haven’t been to the USA yet. And we love breasts more than any nation on earth. They need to get their priorities straight. Ya know?

P.S. And then there’s girl who doesn’t write on herself. She’s in most of the pictures. I guess that’s the Femen version of going commando. She’s cute, don’t you think?