Anonymous sources are reporting that Tom Brady has been living a secret life as a B-movie action hero. For years.

Tom Brady and actor Casper van Dien are the same person. Both married to supermodels, both so pretty that women swoon in their presence. The question is, how many supermodels is Brady married to, under how many names?

I leave it to the MSM vultures to follow this story to its no doubt squalid conclusion.