Legends Football League. Of two minds I am.

They're jocks.

They’re jocks.

I once wrote lightly about the Lingerie League. Now we have the Legends League. Let me put my point in bold print.

These women can play football.

So. I’m not happy about the thongs. Is it because I’m old? Or a case of late onset decency?

They can throw, they can block, they can run, they can be hard ass, and I feel embarrassed to be looking up their asses. I don’t even need to see their tits. Or their camel toes.

If you feel different, I feel embarrassed for you.

Yeah. Love it. But don’t. Of two minds. As I said up top.