The Asians don’t know how to do it. Neither do the Europeans. Comic opera stuff. Lots of swank and bling, no guts.

Third place, the Brits of all stripes. Their principal claim to fame, Sam Browne belts. Relieving an otherwise drab olive, bad liver look.

Something to stiffen your backbone when nothing else will.

Backbone. yeah.

Second place, the Nazi SS look. Something calculated, and meticulously designed, to stop a room cold when they enter.

Even evil needs a fashion mission.

First place is a tie. Navy full dress…

The officers wear white.

The enlisted wear blue.

…and the Marine Corps.

And the Marine Corps is blue and white and forever.