We love Mia Love, but…

Biggest takeaway from CPAC so far.

Biggest takeaway from CPAC so far.

She’s eloquent and someday I could vote for her for president.

But. She needs Ted Gibson from What Not to Wear to redo her hair. The most important step the conservative movement can undertake right now.

He works miracles. Why Republicans need to make peace with gay men. My wife would kill to have him do her hair. So would I. (Nothing against her hair the way it is now.) Just saying.

He works miracles. Why Republicans need to make peace with gay men. My wife would kill to have him do her hair. So would I. (Nothing against her hair the way it is now. Just saying.) But I never said that.