Her nose is ALWAYS dirty. What does “terrier” mean? Doesn’t mean “cuter.” I don’t know much, but I know that much and don’t you forget it, buster.

Everybody knows pugs are the cutest. Then this THING shows up. She weighs more than me, so I can’t bump her out of the way. I own the Boss’s hip, but he doesn’t let me sit there anymore. It’s always, “Eloise, get up in your spot.” So I have to sit on top of the couch instead of on his hip. What does “allergic” mean? I don’t know. Just because his upper lip swells?

Why does the Boss like the big guy and the little bitch so much?

Everybody knows pugs are the cutest. See?

Black blob versus ME.