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For those of you not familiar with The Boomer Bible, I have some news. Today, my quarter century old predictions have come to pass.

Here is the entirety of the Book of Swarthmorons, the fulfillment of the teachings of my fictional Boomer messiah called Harry. Read it and tell me the writing hasn’t been on the wall for a long long time.

Of course, Swarthmorons isn’t the only directly relevant epistle of The Boomer Bible’s Present Testament. There’s also Mawrites, Broad Streeters, Hallites, and Annenburghers. Not to mention the Book of Exploits, which reminds us who these new autocrats are who insist on running roughshod over the rest of us for personal gain. All of which you can read with live online references here.