NSFW: Fair Warning to the Oof Crowd

There are slur walks, don't you know?

There are slutwalks, don’t you know? Dirty secret. Women are exhibitionists.

Ya see, women can wear whatever they want, anywhere they want, because women can do whatever they want, and men are all rapist bastards. Got it?

Like men aren’t allowed to wear this shirt.

Hellacious shirt.

Hellacious shirt.

They can’t wear it unless they get in line to buy it from a sold out queue offered by the woman who designed it.

Yes, there are lines. For example, I did not look at the nude photos hacked by whoever that featured Jennifer Lawrence and company. I agree with her that if these were private photos, looking is a kind of crime.

On the other hand, when women want to be looked at, I’m delighted to look. Kim Kardashian is only a celebrity because she wants to be looked at. So I’m happy to help her out.

Any guy out there who won’t look at this?

Thongs are nice.

Thongs are nice.

So are transparent blouses.

I've never had a single objection to nipples if women want to show them.

I’ve never had a single objection to nipples if women want to show them.

And — NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW! — I, like every other guy on the planet, am fearless about confessing my willingness to see women’s private parts if they want to show them.

She has private parts. I'm grateful she doesn't keep them private.

She has private parts. Such a shame she doesn’t keep them utterly private.

Not really. Speaking as I am for most men, we always want to see those parts. Why men are men and why women have so much power. Get used to it.

P.S. Nobody look at these additional pictures of Kardashian. They’re not suitable for evil rapist bastards to look at.

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