When did Mercersburg get so rich?

Thea-tuhhh!

The-a-tuhhh!

Olympian Swimmahs!

Yeah, we had an Olympic swimmer at Harvard too.

Yeah, we sent an Olympic swimmer to Harvard too.

No longer know what to say. I feel like I should curl into a ball. But the truth is that Mercersburg has become the premier prep school in the country, the richest per student, the most beautiful, the most beautiful, and again, the richest and most beautiful.

Sorry, Ron. Beauty is it's own reward.

Sorry, Ron. Beauty is its own reward.

Eeew… now they’re playing the president’s daughters’ school in football, and dutifully taking a dive. Aren’t we soooo correct? Sidwell Friends. Don’t know about you, but I’m impressed. (Gotta scroll past all the Hun School highlights. Scroll, scroll. Great M’burg runback in there against SF somewhere.)

Yeah, they lost. Can’t tell you how puffed up I am that my old school is now doormatting for Sidwell Friends. An honor, right? Uh, no. Quakers aren’t they? Phooey. We used to be a feeder school for Cornell, land of Ed Marinaro. What’s become of us? The shame.

Dunno. Maybe this week.

Before there was this there was that. Long long time ago.

Not Groton and Not Lawrenceville. Better.

Not Groton and not Lawrenceville. Better.

Place to the left. Swank Hall. Where I was a freshman. Small 12 year old. No bullying. Why I’m a skeptic. People have always taken care of me. They’ve always known they should.

Jeez. Apparently, Mercersburg is a billionaire. American version of the shard. And btw we do English lit too.

Jeez. Apparently, Mercersburg is a billionaire. American version of the shard. And btw we do English lit too.

  1. Alfa’s avatar

    Stunningly beautiful campus. Must have received some amazing donation.

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