Just keep it running. When it stops, reload. Let the suspense build.
Apologies if we seem to be taking this too lightly. It’s actually a very big deal, with potential global consequences. The Queen is gnawing her knuckles. Even the palace guards are feeling the pressure.
Consider… If Scotland votes yes, a nation of 5.5 million people, all of them deranged Scots, will become the world’s smallest — but hardly the weakest — nuclear power.
What if they lose a big soccer game to Manchester United or Chelsea? You see what I mean about consequences?
God save the Queen.
Like all Scots, I too love her ancient Saxe-Coburg ass to death, regardless of the outcome.
P.S. All kidding aside, here’s an essay, by a Scot, that lays out the relevant history and the stakes of the independence vote. Please, please read the whole thing.